Two friends:
- What is it: it weighs 500 pounds, it provides heat during the winter but hangs on the tree during the summer?
- ???
- It is a stove.
- A stove that hangs on a tree?
- Why does it matter to you where I keep my stove during the summer.

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Garmi ke din the Baankelaal ka gala sukh raha tha. Lekin Baankelaal bacteria se bahot darta tha.
Ek din usse kitchen mein dekhker uski patni boli : Kya kar rahe ho ?
Baankelaal : Dhanda paani peene ka mann kar raha hai. Isliye barf ke tukde ubaal raha hoon.

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Ek baar Baankelaal ne dekha ki kuch log sadak par daud rahe hain. Baankelaal ne paas khjade ek aadmi se poocha :- Ye sab kya kar rahe hain?
Ajnabee : Ye sab marathon race mein bhag le rahe hain.
Baankelaal : Iss se inhe kya milega ?
Ajnabee: Vijetaa ko inaam milega.
Baankelaal : Inaam to Vijetaa ko milega phir baaki sab kyon daud rahe hain.

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Ek baar Baankelaal TV kahreedne electronics saamaan ke dukaan pe gaya.
Baankelaal (dukaandaar se) : Kya aap ke paas color TV hai?
Dukaandaar (baankelaal se) : Jee haan !!
Baankelaal : Kripaya mujhe hara wala de dijiye.

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Ek baar Dr. Baankelaal ke paas ek mareej aaya. Jab mareej ne apni pareshaani batayee to Baankelaal ne kuch dawayian dee.
Mareej ( Dr. Baankelaal se ) : Doctor Shahab, mujhe ye dawaye kab leni hai.
Dr. Baankelaal : Ye bahot zaruri hai ki jab bhi dard ka ehsaas ho to uske theek 30 min. Pehle tumhe ye dawaye leni hai.

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Ek baar Baankelaal apne bahot purane dost Shankulaal se mila.
Baankelaal : Maine to suna tha tum mar gaye.
Shankulaal : Lekin main to zinda hoon.
Baankelaal : Ho hi nahin sakta.
Shankulaal : Kyon?
Baankelaal : Kyonki jiss aadmi ne mujhe tumhare marne ki khabar di thi wo tumse adhik bharoshe layak hai.

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Ek baar Baankelaal fhal khaane ke liye ped par chadha. Ped par pehle se baithe Sankulaal ne uss se puchha – Tum ped par kyon chadhe?
Baankelaal : Amrud khaane ke liye.
Sankulaal : Par ye to jaamun ka ped hai.
Baankelaal : Mujhe pata hai, main amrud saath mein laya hoon.

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Baankelaal ko jaise taise naukri to mill gayi. Lekin usski shaadi nahin ho paa rahi thi. Iss wajah se wo bahot pareshaan rehtaa tha. Ussne apni umr, aamdani etc.ka beuraa dete hue akhbaar mein bigyaapan diya- ”Patni Chahiye” . Jawaab mein uske paas 200 se ahik aadmion ke patra aaye. Unhone likha tha-” Meri Le Jaao”

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Baankelaal nadi ke kinaare ghoom raha tha. Wo soch raha ha ki kya wo pagal hai?? Tabhi usse nadi ke kinaare ek mendhak dikhayi pada. Ussne mendhak se poochaa –“ Kya main paagal hoon?” Mendhak uski baat sunkar paani main kudd gaya. To Baankelaal bola –“ Issme atmyahatya karne ki kya baat thi !!”

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Patient to Doctor : Doctor saheb, mujhe raat ko neend nahin aati. Main kanjusi ke kaaran paise kharch nahin kar sakta. Isliye aap koi sastaa aur aasaaan upaayi batayiye.
Doctor : Sabse aasan aur sastaa upaayi tum raat ko chaukidaar ki naukrii kar lo.

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