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Old 07-04-2007, 01:02 PM
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Santa ek haath mein dudh aur dusre haath mein kheer ki recipe liye bazaar se ghar laut raha tha. Achanak ek billi aayi, dudh ke bartan par zhapatta mara aur dudh peene lagi.
Santa tapak se bola: Koi baat nahin kheer kaise khayegi, recipe to mere paas hai.
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:06 PM
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Sanata jaldi mein kahin jaane ki tayari kar raha tha. Chalne laga to patni boli, arey paan to kha lijiye.
Paan khakar wo phir jaane ko tayyar hua, to pairon mein chappal dekhkar patni boli, arrey aapka juta......
Usse rakh do, kal kha loonga. Santa jaldi mein bola
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:07 PM
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Manoj bhai ki bhatijee ki shaadi thi. Uska rang kaala tha. Jab doli uthne lagi to wo rone lagi.
Manoj bola: Kyon ro rahi ho? Royen tumhare sasuraalwale, jahan din mein bhut jaayega.
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:13 PM
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Pinki to Vicki : Tumhare khandan mein koi bahadur paida hua hai ya nahin ?
Vicki : Hua hai naa!! Mere dadaji ka naam Veer Bahadur tha.
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:14 PM
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Makaan Maalik : Aapne ek saal se kirayaa nahin diya, makaan khali karr do.
Kirayedaar : Ab aisa anai mujhse nahin hoga ki binaa kirayaa diye main chalaa jaoon.
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Do dost ek train mein yatra karr rahe the, ek kaa naam tha “KYA” aur doosre ka naam tha “BUDHI”. Tabhi train ek station par ruki aur BUDHI neeche utar jaata hai. Tabhi TT ticket check karne aata hai aur pehle se puchta hai>>>>
TT : Tumhara naam kya hai ?
Pehla dost : KYA
TT baar baar uss se uska naam puchta hai aur woh apna naam Kya bataata hai.....
Iss par TT bolta hai tumhari budhi kahan gayi
Pehla dost : train utar ke kahin gaya hai......
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Teacher : Angrej kahan se aaye the?
Student : Apne apne ghar se.........
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Cheenti : Tumahari umr kitni hogi?
Haathi : Keval 6 months.
Cheenti : 6 months ki umr, aur inta bada shareer
Haathi : I am a COMPLAN BOY
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Teacher to a student : Kyat um bade hokar teacher banoge?
Student : Jee nahin
Teacher : Kyon ?
Student : Sir, phir to main saari umr school hi jaata rahoonga.
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Teacher : aaj hum bade shabdon ko chota karna sikhe jaise Daddy ko dad, mummy ko mom !
A student : Kya hum madam ko ‘mad’ bula sakte hain……
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