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Sonu ka parikhshaa parinaam aa gaya thaa. Sonu ko Maths ke paper main zero milaa. Wo turaant hi result lekar maa ke paas pauhnchaa.
Maa: Sonu! Tumhe maths mein zero kyon milaa?
Sonu: Maa, teacher ke paas star khatm ho gaya to planet dena shuru kar diya.
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Customer : Arrey ye kya? Tumne shirt ka collar kyon kaat diya?
Barber : Chintaa na karein srimaan, main sirf baal kaatne ka hi paisa leta hoon.
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Mihir : Mere papa ke paas cycle se lekar aeropane tak hai.
Muskaan : Achcha tumhare papa bahut bade officer hain!!
Mihir : Arrey nahi yaar, unki khilone ki dukaan hai.
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Teacher : Agar tum abhi se achche kaam karna shuru kar doge to tumahara naam ek din amar hoga.
Mihir : Lekin sir, tab mere iss purane naam Mihir ka kya hoga.
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Rahil : Kyon, bahi naukri lagi ya abhi bhi makhiyan maar rahe ho?
Sheikh : Nahin aajkal machchar maar raha hoon, kyounki maine Maleria bivag join kar liya hai.
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Premika ( premi se ) : Shaadi ke baad main tumhare saare dukh baant lungi.
Premi : « Mujhe to koi dukh nahi hai «
Premika : Lekin main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hoon.
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Sabjiwale ke ghar ek bacha paida hua, to uske dost ne kaha : Badhai ho !! Bacha kaisa hai?
Sabjiwala : Ek dam taaza.
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Patient to doctor : Doctor sahab aapne mujhe marne se bacha liya. Aapka dhanyawad kin shabdon mein karoon. Sachmuch naya jeevan diya hai aapne mujhe.
Doctor : Ajee maine kya kiya hai, sabkuch bhagwan ne hi kiya hai.
Patient : To phir aapne mujhse fees kyon lee?
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Tara Singh teezi se daudta aaya aur clinic mein daakhil hua, mujhe bacha lo doctor sahib, main marnewala hoon.
Doctor : Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Tara Singh : Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya.
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Daftar se lautne par pati ne dekha ki patni ka ro-ro ke bur haal kar rakha hai.
Pati ne kaaran pucha, Patni boli : Koi keh raha tha ki ek pagal sa dikhnewala aadmi bus ke niche aakar mar gaya. Mujhe tumhara khayal aaya aur main rone lagi.
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