Professor > Akal badi ki bhais?
Munna Bhai > Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Sarkit > Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
Mamo > Nehin.
Sarkit > To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

MUNNA BHAI > Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.,MAMU > Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI > Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.