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04-07-2008, 10:09 AM
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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04-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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Classic: Books which people praise but do not read.
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04-07-2008, 10:11 AM
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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04-07-2008, 10:12 AM
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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04-07-2008, 10:14 AM
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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04-07-2008, 10:15 AM
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Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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04-07-2008, 10:16 AM
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Committee: Individuals ho can do nothind individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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04-07-2008, 10:17 AM
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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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04-07-2008, 10:18 AM
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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04-07-2008, 10:19 AM
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, o be spoken of when dead.
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