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04-07-2008, 09:44 AM
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Funny Definations !!
School: A place where papa pays and son plays
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04-07-2008, 09:52 AM
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Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
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04-07-2008, 09:57 AM
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Confrence: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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04-07-2008, 10:00 AM
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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got biggest piece.
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04-07-2008, 10:01 AM
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
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04-07-2008, 10:02 AM
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Confrence Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
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04-07-2008, 10:04 AM
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
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04-07-2008, 10:05 AM
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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except he got caught.
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04-07-2008, 10:06 AM
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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04-07-2008, 10:08 AM
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before election and confidence after election?
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