Funny Poetries

zara dekhye agar ek shair ke sair mein dosre shair ka misra laga diya jaye to kya ho!!!!

jaan tum par nisar karta hon
jab koii dosra nahen hota

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funny shayari

white colour ka dress pehn kar

hum sab lagte thay kitne achay.

School lagta tha poultry farm

aur hum sab murghi k bachay.

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak

teacher ka yeh funda.

Humein bana deti thi murgha

aur khud copy pe deti thi anda.

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یہ تو بِل ہے بجلی کا،گیس کا،جو تھما گیا مِرے ہاتھ میں
مُجھے لا کے جس نے دیا تھا خط،وہ تو ڈاکیا کوئی اور ہے

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funny shayari


Aisa Bhi Nahi Hai Keh
I Dont Like Your Face
Per Dil Kay Storage Main
No More Disk Space


Ghar Say Jab Tum Niklay
Pehan Kay Reshmi Gown
Janay Kitnay Dilon Ka
Ho Giya Server Down


Jab Say Meri Zindagi Main
Aai Hai Ak Female \
Bhool Giya Hai Sab Kuch
Kia Mail Box, Kiya E-mail


Dil Say Ak Eshq Ke
Application Create Kar Raha Hoon
Pyaar Say Debug Karna
Main Wait Kar Raha Hoon


Tumharay Intazar Main
Neend Aaye So Gaye
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection
Time Out Ho Giya


Kal Jab Milay Thay
Tu Dil Main Howa Ak Sound
Or Aaj Milay Tu Kehtay Hain
Your File Not Found


Jo Muddat Say Hota Aaya Hai
Woh Repeat Kar Donga
Tu Na Mili Tu Apni Zindagi
Ctrl + Alt + Del Kar Donga

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Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab. Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baaton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarah Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas

Nazrein Milleen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarah Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pade
Ignition Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bhadak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath

Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Kadwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarah
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan

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Ye Mirch-Masale Bechne Wale, Logon Ki,
Aankhon Mein Aansoo Late Rahate Hain,
Kuchh To Khate Waqt,Kuchh Enke,
Ishtayhaar Se Chalne Wale Seerial Laate Hain.


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Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati,
Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti,
Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm,
Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti

Funny SMS Shayari

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Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge,
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge,
Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,
Hum 14 Teeke Kahan Se Lagvayenge.

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Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Vadhande Rahe

Funny SMS

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